Pants

Notice to the public: Leggings and Tights are not pants

Notice to the public: Leggings and Tights are not pants

In troubled times, such as we live in today, one tries not to blow situations out of proportion with long winded hyperbole, and merely state facts and trends without untoward biased or subjective content.  I, Caleb Finch (reporter), hope to quickly gain your trust as a writer of journalistic morality and balance.  That being said, wearing leggings or tights instead of pants is the worst thing in the world, ever.