Put down your wind socks and Kafka books, Balonely Ones. This is an episode for the ages. Not since Caleb illegally recorded a date have we had such an historic event. We welcome Marcello Fama into the studio. Tech wizard. Life coach. Dating Guru. Trust us when we say that you cannot afford to miss this podcast. If you absorb even a tenth of secrets contained here, you might just consider your life hacked. Get tight. Get real. Get in the sandwich!
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Caleb Nathan Friedrich was born in a small coal mining town in northern Pennsylvania to his biological parents Gretchen and Ivan Friedrich. Being the Friedrich’s eleventh child, and seeing the steady decline of Ivan’s health, Caleb was dropped into the, then tumultuous, foster care system. When he turned sixteen he gathered what few items he had and set out to make his mark on the world. Forging false identification and assuming the surname Finch, he was able to talk his way into position for the world renowned San Francisco Inquisitor. He went on to become the newspaper’s longest running editor and chief, and has had many printed collections, including The Time I Spent and The View From the Engine Room. In 1943, Caleb passed away by succoming to his long and painful fight against Butt Aids. It is belived by some that his ghost still haunts different locations in San Francisco, and that it's sort of a dick.