Hello, Balonely Ones! Today, Christmas comes early, as this is a very special episode. Caleb went on a date, and he took it upon himself to record a portion of this date without telling the very person with which, on this date, he was attending. This episode contains clips of this recording, and discussion there of. We reached out to the lovely individual in the recordings, and she not only agreed to the broadcast, but she is going to come on the show and give her side (or maybe just serve papers). Get weird. Get awkward. Get in the sandwich!
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Caleb Nathan Friedrich was born in a small coal mining town in northern Pennsylvania to his biological parents Gretchen and Ivan Friedrich. Being the Friedrich’s eleventh child, and seeing the steady decline of Ivan’s health, Caleb was dropped into the, then tumultuous, foster care system. When he turned sixteen he gathered what few items he had and set out to make his mark on the world. Forging false identification and assuming the surname Finch, he was able to talk his way into position for the world renowned San Francisco Inquisitor. He went on to become the newspaper’s longest running editor and chief, and has had many printed collections, including The Time I Spent and The View From the Engine Room. In 1943, Caleb passed away by succoming to his long and painful fight against Butt Aids. It is belived by some that his ghost still haunts different locations in San Francisco, and that it's sort of a dick.