Why hello, Balonely Ones! Did you know that drinking alcohol makes you do strange and embarrassing things? We find this out together, this week, with friend of the show Megan Ransom. An unaired, previously recorded (and barely remembered) episode is cut up into clips, and we can only cringe as the slurring becomes more pronounced, and the laughs turn into screams. You get a look into our true identities, and our true identities could use a cup of coffee. Get a drink! Get in the sandwich!
Caleb Nathan Friedrich was born in a small coal mining town in northern Pennsylvania to his biological parents Gretchen and Ivan Friedrich. Being the Friedrich’s eleventh child, and seeing the steady decline of Ivan’s health, Caleb was dropped into the, then tumultuous, foster care system. When he turned sixteen he gathered what few items he had and set out to make his mark on the world. Forging false identification and assuming the surname Finch, he was able to talk his way into position for the world renowned San Francisco Inquisitor. He went on to become the newspaper’s longest running editor and chief, and has had many printed collections, including The Time I Spent and The View From the Engine Room. In 1943, Caleb passed away by succoming to his long and painful fight against Butt Aids. It is belived by some that his ghost still haunts different locations in San Francisco, and that it's sort of a dick.