Hello there, Balonely Ones! You're looking nice! Maybe not you in the sweat pants. No judgments, sir, but one can try to make an effort. Welcome to another exploration of the barren wastelands of singles life. In this episode, we delve ever deeper into the black hole which is OkCupid. Much like an actual black hole, we feel ourselves approaching an event horizon, where we will be reduced to a singularity. Also, we conduct initial research into local speed dating programs, some of which turn out to be Attorneys at Law. Get comfy. Get tissues. Get in the sandwich.
Caleb Nathan Friedrich was born in a small coal mining town in northern Pennsylvania to his biological parents Gretchen and Ivan Friedrich. Being the Friedrich’s eleventh child, and seeing the steady decline of Ivan’s health, Caleb was dropped into the, then tumultuous, foster care system. When he turned sixteen he gathered what few items he had and set out to make his mark on the world. Forging false identification and assuming the surname Finch, he was able to talk his way into position for the world renowned San Francisco Inquisitor. He went on to become the newspaper’s longest running editor and chief, and has had many printed collections, including The Time I Spent and The View From the Engine Room. In 1943, Caleb passed away by succoming to his long and painful fight against Butt Aids. It is belived by some that his ghost still haunts different locations in San Francisco, and that it's sort of a dick.