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Animaybe

In the first episode of Animaybe, Caleb & Mason show Josh Megalo Box, hoping it will make him like anime. It doesn’t work. They also discuss the movie Glass, obstetricians, and many other completely anime related subjects.

Come into the Hill tonight for a free ticket to the "gun show", which is a massively problematic loophole that gives unfettered access of "guns" to those who should require background checks, or at the very least, a five day waiting period.

I'm here all day at Mission Hill. Come have a worse Saturday.

Tonight at 10pm! Come watch dumb comedy, you dumb idiots!

Check out our new Podcast, where Mason Sheehan and I try to get Josh Holub to like anime (or at the very least, hate it with slightly less furious passion). I'm not sure if forcing someone to watch anime is in direct conflict of the Geneva Convention, but it's probably in the ballpark. We're on itunes, stitcher, or whereever you listen to podcasts (probably). Nobody wanted us to do this, so let's get started!

Come visit me at Mission Hill tonight after 8 if you want to ruin your Sunday. If all things go according to plan, we will be showing the new Game of Thrones. Also, other things.

The Bottom Feeders

TBF 05 - Wrap It Up!

Hello, dummies! Marcello and Caleb are in the studio, talking about conceptual Taco Bells, foursomes, a lack of riots, and

TBF 04 - White People with Josh Holub

This week, Josh Holub takes the long trek to the studio to be our guest, we put a mic on sixth street

TBF 03 - Bonus Episode

What? A second bonus episode in one week? Are you crazy? How can you do this to me, you monster? Yes, this is

TBF 02 - Crepe Van

Hey. How are you? What? You want another episode of America's #1 show about it's #3 city, which happens to be

TBF 01 - Vaporizer Toolbelt

What a day it is! Today is the first episode of The Bottom Feeders Podcast! America's #1 podcast about it's #3 city, hosted by two of it's lease successful occupants. We talk about San Francisco, (and how we generally no longer belong inside it), and various other topics, almost none of which are penis size. We're the one percent that isn't the one percent. Come listen.

The Balonely Sandwich Podcast

TBS 25 - The Hippopotamus Oath with Josh Holub

Nice work, Balonely Ones! This week, comedian Josh Holub graces the silver mic with his silver tongue

TBS 24 - Fourth Time's The Charm with Natasha Vinik

Check it, Balonely Ones! Friend of the show, and improviser, Natasha Vinik joins us in the studio to

TBS 23 - Do The Worm with Zohn Mandel

Greetings and salutations, Balonely Ones! Photographer and vintage fashion curator Zohn Mandel

TBS 22 - Ghost Dreads with Daniel Bernahicks

Welcome to our shitty neighborhood, Balonely Ones. This week, comedian Daniel Burnahicks gets

TBS 21 - McNugget Betrayal with Elise Moreno

Button up your shirts, Balonely Ones. 100 Dates Of Summer's own Elise Moreno joins us to

TBS 20 - Touchy Feely with Natasha Vinik

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome, Balonely Ones! We have a great episode this week, filled

TBS 19 - True Necessary Kind with Virgil Kester

Put on your fake fireplaces and soothing mini waterfalls, Balonely Ones. Today we delve

TBS 18 - Julian with Mik Grantham

Shake that ass, Balonely Ones. We're back into guest episodes with local writer McGrantham.

TBS 17 - Where are they now? (mini episode)

Why, Hello! Did you think we were gone forever? Would you have preferred it to be that

TBS 16 - A Head Above with Noah Gain

Wubadubadubdub, Balonley Ones! We're back for another exciting installment of talking into

The Dylan Bobcast

TDB 3 - Phony Joe's

A classic cult bobcast that features one of the world's most unlikely pairs. It will defy everything you've ever seen or known

TDB 2 - Multi-Partner Polygamist Commune

An historic edition of The Dylan Bobcast, this week. Tales of woe, redemption, broken hearts, and repairs of said hearts

TDB 1 - What Else?

The flagship episode of San Francisco's #1 Bob Dylan Bobcast! Caleb Finch and Gayle Walsworth combine forces,

The Red Den

TRD 7 - Tear Shed

Welcome back! We have put the past behind us, as we make headway towards the future. A snack is eaten. A drink is

TRD 6 - Corned

Darkness descends once again. History repeats itself as second glaces turn into pointed fingers. Sisters become

TRD 5 - Modge Podge

Another thrilling episode comes hot from mother's oven, with a movie from the bowels of Nicolas Cage. Have you ever

TRD 4 - A Love of Ages

Shooby doo wop, it's another episode of your favorite menstruation podcast! Snail, Nasty, and nobody else sit down for

TRD 3 - Amazing Grace

A darkness has fallen over The Red Den, as a mystery unfolds. Black becomes white. Friends become enemies. Our very

TRD 2 - Don't Be Poor

It is once again that time of the month, and we are safely nestled in the den to wait out the storm. Your

TRD 1 - Three Loco

Welcome, ladies. This is a safe place for all women to let down their hair and celebrate all that is feminine. Once a month,

VOID

ESAF - Tim Experiments

Tim bought a synthesizer off Craigslist...

ESAF - Tony Kills It

Tony has been doing stand-up comedy for one month.

ESAF - Sean's Documentary

Sean is a "Documentary Filmmaker."

ESAF - Christina's Debut

Christina writes Cut-up Dadaist Poetry...

ESAF - Susan's Tambourine

Susan is learning bass...

ESAF - Johnny's Guitar

Read and listen about Johnny's first mistakes.

Woke Up With A Hatred In My Heart

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Exclusive! Avengers 2 Storyboards Leaked! SPOILERS!!

It's a thrill to be able to bring to the Voidears an unheard-of exclusive leak of the Avengers 2

Target? Not Impressed!

Target? In San Francisco? I fucking defy you to impress me!

Have you seen this Unicorn?

Well, have you?

VOID

The Pants That Launched A Thousand Ships

One pair of pants brings two men closer together.

Supreme Court Rules OP Is A Faggot

In a surprise move this week, the Supreme Court ruled six to three in favor of OP being a faggot. The OP

NASA Finds Evidence Of Life In SF's Richmond District

San Francisco, USA - Scientists at NASA have tentatively announced that they have found what could be

US Military Accused Of Using Ska Based Torture

The United States Military has been accused of using ska in their interrogation of captured assumed

Wikileaks Outs Science As Magic

Following a massive outpour of damning documentation by Wikileaks, the science community has come

SFPD Cracks Down On Black Market Brunches

The San Francisco Police Department is increasing it’s fight against illegal sales of brunch related items on the city’s streets. The recent rash of underground breakfast trading has reached a high point, as demand for legitimate product has lead to lengthy wait times and high pressure for turn over.

Apocalypse Meow

An Excerpt From “World History 101.10” - Publication date: 3010

The 80's had cocaine. The 90's had heroin. The early 2000's had boy bands. Ireland had alcohol. It seems the addiction of the second decade of the new millennium had, by the middle of the first century, been positively identified as – Kittens. “Kitties,” if you will.

Cure For Cancer Linked To Blowjobs, Says Some Guy

A new hope for the future of modern medicine may have surfaced in an unconventional manner. Rumors have been circulating the bay area of a man who claims to hold the cure for cancer. Although we - as well as the authorities - have yet to locate this man, there have been floods of reports which have left the community on edge with excitement and vulnerability.

A Break-up Letter to My Beard

Dear Beardenstain,

I really don’t know how to say this. I know we’ve been through a lot together, and we’ve only really gotten serious in the past few years, but I think it’s best if we....take a break for a while.

An Announcement To People Who Put Mustaches On Things: Fuck you

I would like to think of myself to be, generally, of a level-headed disposition. In most situations where the majority of people would lose their cool, I tend to be the lone voice of reason in a sea of blood-thirty rage. Nevertheless, I have to admit that there are a few things, a few situations, which do nothing but send my ire through the roof. Possibly the highest on this list would be that of motherfucking assholes putting mustaches on things.

VOID

The Cantankerous Mr. Finch

I think we can all agree that it's a good thing Caleb quit drinking.

Caleb On Caleb 1

Deep thoughts from a deep thinker.